The Slackeronifesto
In the tradition of books, occasional bouts of concentration, and the self help media empire of anthony robins, this site will change your life (for the better!)
ok, not so much really. this is actually the total opposite in that it’s a site made by slackers. more than 1, even! the fact that it took a bunch of slackers and 2 whole years to get this up is actually a testament to the slacktitude that goes on around this place.
but hopefully that’s not such a bad thing. in my experience, and probably yours as well if you’re drawn to a site called slackeroni, it’s pretty often when we’re not caught up in fits of real world (i.e. how to eat/spend/have (more)) ambition or purpose that we can do other neat things like debate whether dick cheney is dreamier than donald rumsfeld, make a fetching drawing/song/article of clothing, or see how many synonyms we can come up with for male genatalia.
so while this site may lack other things that sites of a more driven nature may have like regular updates, restraint, and -probably very often- intelligibility, we’re hoping it grows to have other things like occasional-to-regular abuse of people who visit it, frequent bouts of cleverness, and at least one real life werewolf.
so without further adieu, enjoy the site! post post post! and wangs diddles and phalluses (phalli?) fo’ life!
-Ran Ran Leche Flan
-Slackmasta Al
-Monsier Pants
