This shoulda been a transformer- or at the very least, a gobot. its a Guinea-ROBO-pig b!tches! it does wonderously guinea pig-esque things like. sit. and be fuzzy. and sit. and walk. oh but wait! it reacts to stuff like loud noises and affection (guinea pig make out sessions?) and you totally can NOT immerse it in water and marvel at its fuzzy hot dog like dimensions. (try it with real ones! they look like mini demoralized dachunds.)
-AH, this reminds me of the time a roomate had a chinchilla we (the other roomies) so affectionately named “Fecal tornado.” He had attained this lil rodent for the woman impression factor but neglected the F*k outa it most of the time. The dearth of human contact induced the lil fuzzy bastard to bolt about the cage at such high velocities that the (mostly uncleaned) cage would have a satellite ring of flung doodie encircling it… One day a friend (innocently may i add) brought over a guinea pig and they decided it would be nice for them to “play.” Now for those who think Chinchillas are just fuzzy lil funbags, you all are completely unawares of the fact that they’re territorial vicious lil twats. apparently species-ist too- for when the lil friend from guinea dropped by in the cage, the chinchilla emited a blood curdling warwhoop then proceeded to pummel said pig with high powered chinchilla Karate kicks (no sh!t)… The guinea pig then started wailing like i’ve never heard lil rodents wail- much akin to a collicky baby. disturbing to say the least.
just posting this pic…
/sigh this may only apply to those of us who truely understood the concept of dai lo… But is it me or is there a recent dearth of our favorite asian phenom…? FOBS (not f.o.b.s you wankers)..
walking down memory lane’s always a wonderfully colorful experience.. i was looking through the “me and Jae” section and LO AND BEHOLD i found this unforgettable littoh’ chinatawn vignette. I reveled aloud. “Damn Jae! remember that meat cleaver incident? what ever happend to that arm? Shaking down people was so much fun! Golly Gosh man your 87′ civic got hella hoochies! OMG wheres your favorite lead pipe!?”
Jae merely nodded approvingly…
categorized under super furry animals- cuz fobs were so utterly fuzzy n pettable…
-thanks for the pic bobbie. you fob magnet.
OH and for those of you asking- thats jae in the middle with the chest contraption… ok yes there shoulda been a giant /retardo sarcasmo/ heading.
Hmmm, how is it that I always end up being the one who knows about the Hello Kitty stuff? More importantly, why am I so compelled to buy a flight on one of these . . . . ?
yes. the picture says it all. its a Cat Piano. Obviously made by some arsehole in the “oldie mcstupid” days to entertain various sadistic moral degenerates (aka the ARISTOCRACY). Apparently the inventor thought it would be utter hilarity (which it is) to stab lil kitties to make them yelp at various pitches. /bravo! Lookit that cat on the far right. “dear god WHY!?….OH! there it is again!”
feline sequencers galore
The easy guide for you idiots that can not follow directions to see the clip.
1. Click on “Drawn Together Link.”
2. Click on “Watch>” link under the title aptly named, “The Train”.
3. Press face up to screen. Drawn Together Link
NSFW, like everything else on this page.
oh sweet cuddly cuteness, japan outdoes itself yet again. nagoya-based staffing agency, PeopleStaff, has developed a receptionist android that senses clients, holds simple conversation, but best of all, looks like -hold your breath and pass out with a smile on your face- Hello Kitty! can you imagine the possibilities?
Hello Kitty Robo: “hello, client”
Ran Ran Leche Flan: “why hello, kitty!”
Both: “ahahah, by jove, we are so clever!” ^_^
if i ever get greeted by one of these things, it better be thoroughly bolted down.
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You fly kitty go!
