Yes. With your brain. that is if you have any gray matter to speak of. you intolerable boors! alright, I jest. but really, this would be awesome. But i imagine in future advanced versions the backspace/delete key would be on overdrive. like what if you end up watchin Jessica Alba on tv while you don that thing. Wouldnt it randomly spit out “bewbs! butts! hot! ahhhhhg! albalala!”… oh and what of meme’s or like if i typed “Oh my F*king GOD!” would it just type “OMFG!” on the screen or ^_^v would be “happy asian thingface teeheeheeheeheee peaceoutside!”… the future scares me. /excited.
Posted in Teknologic! at March 7th, 2006 by ran ran leche flan
Though videogames have undergone huge leaps in their evolution from Pong into lifelike reality simulators, humanity is still lagging eons behind in their inability to play Pong together and score higher than “3″
An interesting option for the folks gravitating towards a Prius but not content with a mere 110-ish top speed: the Eliica! Like the Prius, it’s powered by enviro-friendly lithium-ion hybridiness. Unlike the the Prius, it can hit what is probably a time travel-ready top speed of 230 mph. It also has twice the amount of wheels as a normal car, but at $260,000, you probably really shouldn’t settle for any less than 7 wheels anyway.
And for the true enviornmentalist, there is the completely recyclable papercraft Eliica! (note: does not clock in at same top speeds as the real one)
Posted in Teknologic! at February 27th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al
These jackholes actually DISINTERRED BODIES (holy rigor mortis batman!) and removed body parts to sell- not to the black market- but legit tissue donor companies… not only that- they forged freshness dates and demographic stats on the tissues they “sold.” Way to fark NOT only the dead and their relatives- but also the entire research/scientific sector. Some poor guy even got HEP A due to the tissues from the questionable services these guys rendered. gad zooks.
I wanna be a super hero right. so do you. so you can be my sidekick. like Kato right? yeah. So we need this place to store all our awesome schwag n’ crazy alter-ego-wear. i know. under my toy collection… wait no. under your ficus. but who do we call to get them elevators n’ new-matic doors…
SHAZZAM!
Boingboing.net rox my sox. They just reposted an article discussing the economic impacts as well as what pretty much was the diamond industry’s worldwide PSYOPS campaign. Psychologically, consumption is hard wired. Conspicuous consumption, on the other hand, is steadfastly learned. The psychological manipulation of the general populace by savvy marketeers to swing towards such ridiculous norms for financial gains (aka ADVERTISING :P) is somewhat… Well, arseholish. Listerine coined the word HALITOSIS to scare the general (i.e. stupid) populace and drum up sales for its famed mouthwash. BUT mouthwash isn’t exactly a social status/ ritualistic necessity worth billions of dollars and thousands of lives… although some heads should REALLY look into it…esp on bart…
The craving for what essentially is super dense dino doodoo has always eluded me - they’re completely ordinary. on the tip of a drill sure they do great… but shit, if you rub MUD for long enough- it’ll shine… Now that recent developments in manufactured diamonds have peaked- the possibility of the syndicate’s world market collapsing hovers weakly over their heads. Are these cartels indeed holding back the world’s progress by keeping us out of possibly the next age – the Carbon/diamond Age? With cheap manufactured diamonds (aka CARBON) -replacing silicon/IC technology in computers and EVERYTHING from coating engine pistons to sushi knives, life could be improved a hundred fold… Alas the bottom dollar says it all I suppose. And De Beers is certainly not looking forward to this huge paradigm shift. That is, if it ever even happens…this article was after all written 20+ years ago :D
“legitimate diamonds” = sold conflict diamonds
oh and lookie here… De Beers might have lost it. but the market is still awash with ppl pining for that rock… kinda like crack.
Dear lord jesus dont show me sh!t like this. I’d never leave the house, cept for the occasional drug addled fornication stint… ok no.
YES. Thats a tap that’ll pour your favorite bubbly corn soda right in the convenience of your own home… no more blackouts in dirty peepee filled alleys- no more waking up in random barns. er houses. now you just wake up inside your oven or at the least with your face on the foreman grill… SCORE.
cmon!? it dances sings and bodypops! how can they kill this to keep PS3 from dying… then again it was supposed to go for something in the ballpark of 20000 usd. who needs friends when you can just have like 4 of these… or 15…
ok you b@astards no longer need sniper-like accuracy when R-kelly’ing(remix) in the bathroom… the FYOOTURE saves the dirty likes of all you! Through the wonders of nanotechnology - your bumbum needs not be voilated by dirty toilet ever again… or so the theory goes.
So wait. if the material oxidizes constantly- wont it vapourize your butts? Would that make Duchamp’s “fountain” a bonafide work of modern art?! Your in Urine!
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