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Posted in Super Furry Animals at March 12th, 2006 by Monsieur Pants

Posted in Art Stuff, Movies, Fame Whore at March 12th, 2006 by Monsieur Pants

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JACK SMITH & THE DESTRUCTION OF ATLANTIS is a feature length documentary film that tells the extraordinary story of the legendary photographer, filmmaker, artist and chief provocateur Jack Smith, as told by his friends, enemies, collaborators and contemporaries. The film prominently features Smith¹s films, photographs and audio recordings, inter-cut with interviews with art luminaries and critics along with Smith¹s friends and enemies. Launching from Smith¹s views on institutional art ³gatekeepers², the film dives into the clash between creativity and capitalism in contemporary art.
Produced by Lobster Penguin Films and Tongue Press.

Trailer on Myspace
http://www.jacksmithandthedestructionofatlantis.com/

Live on ice: It’s the JUGGANAUT, B!TCH!

Posted in Movies, Fame Whore at March 11th, 2006 by ran ran leche flan


-”yes thats vinnie jones”- slackmasta-al.

“Don’t you see how tight my outfit is?” -Juggernaut

Oh, holy retarded looking helmets, looks who’s in the upcoming X-Men sequel! It’s THE JUGGERNAUT, B!TCH!!!
I’m baaaaaad! I’m the baddest muthf*cka in the worrrrld!

Brown like me?

Posted in Politik at March 10th, 2006 by Monsieur Pants

White to Black

For those of you who have a clear idea of what is culture or what is identity, put it in your hand, look at it, and then realize you’re an idiot for thinking you can encapsulate the ever fluctating and complex series of discourses in one place. It’s not possible to go over such things in one sitting, but only hope when engaged in the subject you walk away some understanding that the world refuses to partitioned out in tight neat compartments, but instead likes to bleed out and cover everything.

What do we really know about each other? FX has a new show entitled, “Black.White.” in which families swap races. The idea has the set up of a Dave Chappelle skit. I haven’t seen the show, but for you folks with cable it might tickle that curiousity nerve.



“Black.White.” on FX
Color Us Impressed
Families Swap Races on FX Reality Series

An Aria dedicated to the intardweb… NSFW due to X-treme guitar.

Posted in Humour at March 9th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al

Nihonrobot has compiled all the worst sig Gifs and anime clips -compiled them to a horrible anime-rock crapfest. genius.

Don’t say i didnt warn you. you WILL find bits of your brain dribbling outa your ass after this.

oh linkie facists demand to tell you who to blame- FENIX

The Big Dog Robot. robomule? or sparring partner?

Posted in Futurespank, Teknologic! at March 9th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al

A military mule bot. its supposed to carry upto 120 lbs. but who cares… YOU CAN KICK IT! it looks so dainty as it prances about on all fours, even at a stand still. It’s no Qrio but all would be forgiven if you could just ride atop of this thing…. oh did i mention you could KICK IT ? wanna read more on it. HERE

Tired of steeping it in alky n’ drugs? well then. Type with your BRAIN!

Posted in Futurespank, Teknologic! at March 9th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al


Yes. With your brain. that is if you have any gray matter to speak of. you intolerable boors! alright, I jest. but really, this would be awesome. But i imagine in future advanced versions the backspace/delete key would be on overdrive. like what if you end up watchin Jessica Alba on tv while you don that thing. Wouldnt it randomly spit out “bewbs! butts! hot! ahhhhhg! albalala!”… oh and what of meme’s or like if i typed “Oh my F*king GOD!” would it just type “OMFG!” on the screen or ^_^v would be “happy asian thingface teeheeheeheeheee peaceoutside!”… the future scares me. /excited.

braaaaaaaains.

“And you will taste the BLACK SPERM OF MY VENGEANCE!!!” - Z MAN

Posted in Humour, Movies, Musack at March 9th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al


“omfg.” yes. “omfg.” is what you utter forth from your mouth after you watch the sh!t’s n giggles film that is “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.” or any Russ Meyers film for that matter. The screen play, written by our favorite film critic ROGER EBERT, includes drugs, sex, groovy music, nazis, boxers.. sex. drugs… more drugs. singing. alchohal. sex and a healthy dose of jungle lad…

OK so i bring this up cuz the soundtrack for all his movies are available and ready for download here! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!.WUNDERBAR!

Bono says. Let us consume. Together. with conscience… Riiiiiiiight….

Posted in Politik at March 9th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al


This new Amex ploy pulls on your heart strings (as opposed to pulling your “restricted mileage” or “free tea cozy” strings) to rake in their massive interest based windfalls. The U2 boyo behind this gets a “better than nothing” award. but really people. do the math. with the interest rates at 13% the donations barely make up even the interest… a sham? obviously. but again better than those bastards promoting crack rewards or like charred baby rewards… mmmmmm crack.

and does anyone else think AMERICAN EXPRESS in the UK is somewhat. strange.

RED = COMMIE SCOURGE = REPUBLICAN STATES = AMEX?!

Oh, Professor Portman!

Posted in Uncategorized, Humour, Movies, Fame Whore, Politik at March 8th, 2006 by Monsieur Pants


Fresh from the whole Natalie tip.
Just a copy of an article from Gawker

Hello! magazine reports that gangsta-rapping starlet Natalie Portman stopped by Columbia University on Monday to give an undergraduate lecture on counterterrorism. She went to Harvard, you know, which means she’s in the position to educate the children of the lesser ivies on all matters of international import. Writes a student:

Ms. Portman’s cameo in Professor Stuart Gottlieb’s Terrorism and Counterterrorism class was part of a MTV-U promotion for her latest flick, V for Vendetta, in which her character mounts a revolutionary campaign against a totalitarian government and generally blows shit up.

A sampling of the truths Ms. Portman imparted in the 20-minute Q&A session following a somber Frontline documentary on Al Qaeda, Guantanamo and the CIA’s counterterrorism tactics:

- “My immediate reaction is that torture is wrong.”

- “I don’t think it’s right to take down the Twin Towers.”

- “Censorship is bad.”

That’s what $30k-plus in tuition gets you: substitute teaching from junket-happy starlets.

V Is for Verbal Incontinence
Breaking News: Natalie Portman at Columbia

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